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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:57
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Are Hailee Steinfeld & Josh Allen getting married on May 31? - Buffalo Rumblings
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lutnick Says He Expects Tariff Analysis on Aircraft Parts Soon - Bloomberg
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Northern Lights Could Be Visible Tonight From These States - Forbes
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Vinicius Jr. and Brazil Draw Blank in Ancelotti’s Debut - Managing Madrid
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
U.S. imports see largest plunge on record in April - Axios
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
We Asked 3 Chefs the Secret to the Best Potato Salad—They All Said the Same Thing - EatingWell
No, not a chance
No way
Thumbs down again.
FDA rushed out agency-wide AI tool—it’s not going well - Ars Technica
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after clearing sinuses with tap water - Dallas News
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
What is the future of artificial intelligence?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Inside the first official barefoot hiking park in the US - SFGATE